The Queen is dead speculation:
Spoiler tags on things like this, please. I cheat, but really living on the west coast shouldn’t have seen this yet.
Oh the pain.
Also, guys: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCKING TAP DANCE AND HOLD HANDS AND HAVE ROMANTIC FUCKING EXCHANGES ON THE TOWNLINE! THAT’S WHY IT’S MARKED WITH RED PAINT, MEANING STAY THE FUCK AWAY
Also… so if things had of gone according to plan, who was taking the car and who was walking? Was Gold going to drop Belle at home and then go on his search? Was he calling a cab? So confused.
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‘The Outsider’ - Sneak Peek #4
I’m sorry, but all I can think is Mulora:
A GIRL WORTH FIGHTING FOR!!!!!!

So I’m really excited for all that winter car smut that I know is being written because of the new promo…

#actually she doesn’t #she’s walking living breathing proof that it doesn’t #she’s walking proof that good sometimes gets devoured alive#shot and strangled and left to rot underground until it comes back harder and meaner and more terrible #she’s looking at her son and realizing that this hasn’t happened to him yet #meaning that in this situation she has more empathy than he ever could#henry just thinks she didn’t try hard enough #he never stopped to think that maybe she tried and she l o s t
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Do you really think I’d be so careless as to keep my heart where everyone else does?
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Inside Belle’s Cell
1465 marks on the cell walls. 293 groupings of five. Assuming that a year in the Enchanted Forest is the same as in our realm, and allowing for errors where I may have occasionally mistaken bumps in the metal for groupings or missed out on counting groupings due to camera angles, Belle was locked up in that cell in the Dark Palace for approximately three to four years.
I refuse to believe that because I don’t want to.
I’m just going to pretend she was counting HOURS. Which would be like, two months. That’s much better.
Oh god…
Imagine the amount of notes she could’ve written and hidden away.
At least Rumpelstiltskin wanted to be locked away.
I prefer to imagine that those are just there as another mind game from Regina.
Yeah. That’s it.
This is actually another piece of my canon, being proved. Think about everything Rum did after losing Belle. The entire Snow/Charming saga of the potion to forget, then the bow and arrow, then Charming being locked up, then getting out of the Infinite Forest, which is followed by whatever was involved in ‘taking back the kingdom’ and then the wedding, Snow being pregnant, the whole Cinderella thing, then him being locked up, and then we know he was locked up for some time. All these things happened after the Queen told him that Belle was dead (aka she had him locked up.) So yeah, three or four years sounds right. I had figured two at a minimum, maybe more.
PS: thank you, whatifqueen, for counting. I got lost after 200 and something.
Can we just agree that whatifqueen is the best? and that I want to be her padawan.
“Congratulations.”
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WHAT. WHAT. ARE YOU KIDDING ME.
THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING COP OUT.
SHE JUST REPELS THE HEART THING? OUT OF NO WHERE? BECAUSE SHE’S JUST THAT FUCKING SPECIAL?
NO.
THIS IS NOT HOW WE DEVELOP PLOTS, SHOW. THIS IS NOT HOW WE WRITE.
My one complaint. Although it does make Paint It Black, my favorite Swan Queen fic all the more canon-y.
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Sneak Peek Plot Bunny
As some people have pointed out, other than the normal feels the sneak peek left us with: a scantly-dressed Belle unconscious on a bed with her hair in a halo. Any red-blooded Rumbeller’s mind is gonna go: think of Rumple finding her like that, after temporarily disposing of the Queen…
So… it’s gotta get ficced. Hard. Fast. Thoroughly. Over and over again till it can’t take it anymore.
Just wanted to say that. Have a good day.
I’m in if you are, Strag. I propose a smut-off :D

My reaction to a smut-off, just in time for my favorite holiday: Pornmas
What I saw in promo 2
- Belle: Who are you?
- Hook: A friend.
- Hook: Your father's life is in danger.
- Hook: He's been attacked by the very same monster that stole you from your family in the first place.
- Belle: ...
- Belle: Yeah, my father and I have a complicated relationship...
Here’s what I want as far as Rumbelle angst from this episode goes:

