The Queen is dead speculation:
So I’m really excited for all that winter car smut that I know is being written because of the new promo…
WHAT. WHAT. ARE YOU KIDDING ME.
THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING COP OUT.
SHE JUST REPELS THE HEART THING? OUT OF NO WHERE? BECAUSE SHE’S JUST THAT FUCKING SPECIAL?
THIS IS NOT HOW WE DEVELOP PLOTS, SHOW. THIS IS NOT HOW WE WRITE.
My one complaint.
Although it does make Paint It Black, my favorite Swan Queen fic all the more canon-y.
As some people have pointed out, other than the normal feels the sneak peek left us with: a scantly-dressed Belle unconscious on a bed with her hair in a halo. Any red-blooded Rumbeller’s mind is gonna go: think of Rumple finding her like that, after temporarily disposing of the Queen…
So… it’s gotta get ficced. Hard. Fast. Thoroughly. Over and over again till it can’t take it anymore.
Just wanted to say that. Have a good day.
I’m in if you are, Strag. I propose a smut-off :D
My reaction to a smut-off, just in time for my favorite holiday: Pornmas